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Tris: My guest today is another Etopia Press author and another Brit, Elin Gregory. Her novella, Alike as Two Bees, has recently been published and has been selling well. Elin, welcome chez Tris.


Elin: Thank you very much for inviting me, Tristram. I’m very pleased to be here.

Tris: Would you first of all clear up one thing that’s really intrigued me? In your author bio at the back of your book it says you live in a beautiful place between England and Wales. Is there some mysterious land that doesn’t show up on any map of Britain?  

Elin: Not any more :) . The border is engraved on the map, now, pinning it down once and for all, but it’s not long, historically speaking, since it used to swing back and forth between England and Wales and sometimes bits fell through the gaps. Monmouthshire, my home, was particularly contentious and it wasn’t until 1967 that it was officially recognised as being part of Wales. Also I live near the pretty ‘kingdom’ of Hay on Wye, second hand book capital of the world. I like borders – if it’s neither one thing nor t’other it’s nice to think it might display the best qualities of both.

Tris: How long have you been writing?  

Elin: Ever since I learned to write so – oh dear – over 50 years! Before that I made up stories and told them to anyone who would listen.  Making up stories is a nice, quiet, and above all cheap, way for a child to amuse herself when her parents are busy. The plus side of writing a story down is that, when one is satisfied with it, one can let other people read it – if anyone wants to. I have a pile of partially completed manuscripts. I may take another look at some of them.

Tris: Why did you decide to write historical fiction?  
Elin: It seemed natural to me to write about the things I knew. No :D I’m not THAT old, but the house I was brought up in was built in 1625 and if I climbed over the garden wall I could go and play in the remains of a medieval castle. When one hears about some historical event – say, the execution of King Charles – and thinks “There were people living in my house when that happened. I wonder what they thought about it?” it doesn’t take long before one starts to try and fill in the dialogue.
Now I work in a museum in a Georgian hunting lodge in the remains of a different medieval castle, built on the edge of a Roman fort. Ideas for historical subjects are ten a penny – all I have to do is look around.

Tris: And why Greece? I assume you know it well?  
Elin: I have to put my hand up to having been a big Mary Renault fan ever since I got my little paws on a copy of The King Must Die. When I was about nine I desperately wanted to be Theseus! Or maybe brave little Hippon. Also I ‘did’ Classics (but not the languages, I’m unfortunately monoglot :( ) as a mature student for my degree. I have to admit that it’s also a draw to be able to write about a period when two men contemplating entering into a relationship would attract approving nods as long as the correct forms were observed.
I wish I did know Greece well. It’s high on my list of places to visit should I ever win the Lottery.

Tris: How much research went into Alike As Two Bees?  

Elin: I still have all my books from my degree and memories of what I read, so I went back to the books to check half remembered facts. Also I was lucky enough to have seen and chatted with a sculptor as he was making a piece for one of our displays. That was in 2009. I thought that what he was doing might come in handy at some time so I made notes. The hand carving techniques hadn’t really changed since the days of Pheidias, nor had the tools. But no matter the amount of research one does, it’s easy enough to slip up. One hopes one will notice any errors before publication but, if it’s after, one just has to take the criticism stoically.

Tris: Alike As Two Bees is a gay love story, an MM as they are known. You have a long association with glbt fiction and writers, and you’re involved with Speak Its Name. You yourself are not gay but married with grown up children. Can you explain what it is that compels you to write this kind of story rather than a standard boy meets girl historical romance?

Elin: I don’t like reading (let alone writing) standard boy meets girl historical romances. Never have. Talking to friends who do like them, there often seems to be some element of identification with the heroine. I can’t do that. I have always identified with male characters in what I read – see above about wanting to be Theseus. My ideal story would be an action adventure story but with the intensity of emotion one finds in some kinds of romance. Insert a female love interest and she either becomes something to do between battles – like Sophia in the Patrick O’Brien novels – or a trope – the feisty heroine raised as a boy by a doting father who taught her to ride/shoot/fence etc etc as well as any man – like Teresa in the Sharpe novels. I find it much more believable for the relationship, either close friendship or love, to be between two men.
That was the analytical reason. The emotional one is that I read Sword at Sunset by Rosemary Sutcliff when I was small and cried my eyes out over two minor characters, Galt and Levin, who were in love with each other. They were as brave as any other men in the company and it was tragic that, the book being much of its time, they had to die. I want to write their story – or the stories of those like them who have behaved with exemplary courage and grace even if society might have disapproved of where they bestowed their affection.

Tris: Some MM stories are highly explicit. In fact, from my experience I’d say a lot are (at the expense of other content in some cases) and one could get the feeling that some writers are involved in a kind of pissing contest to see who can be the most explicit. You haven’t done this. Alike as Two Bees is as discreet as a Victorian butler. Was this a conscious decision and, if so, why?  

Elin: Alike As Two Bees it was never intended to be erotica so I wrote what I felt I needed to write in the scene and left it at that. I don’t think I’m much good at writing sex for its own sake. I’ll write a sex scene, and make it clear what’s going on, if the plot calls for it. For instance in a WIP I have several sex scenes that I hope will demonstrate how a relationship develops from “I haven’t had a shag for weeks and you’ll do” through “friends with benefits” to a deeper commitment. I hope it will work and I’ll ask someone who knows about that kind of thing to look the scenes over to check that I haven’t written anything glaringly ridiculous.
It worries me that that my very mild story will automatically be lumped in with the erotica. It’s bound to arouse expectations that the story won’t fulfil.

Tris: Is there a difference between erotica and porn?  

Elin: Assuming that we’re talking about things that are generally accepted as legal, and assuming that it is accepted that this is only my opinion and doesn’t reflect on anyone else – not really. It all comes down to taste. There’s that rather flippant definition – “If I enjoy it, it’s erotica, if I don’t, it’s porn”. I think there’s an element of truth in that for most people. But, basically, whatever floats your boat is fine with me. I just reserve the right not to look at it/read it if I don’t feel like it. However, I’m less tolerant of subject matter where lack of consent is presented in a positive or titillating manner. Informed consent is key.  Make it “safe, sane and consensual” and it’s good to go. But again, that’s just my level of comfort. There are plenty of people who enjoy reading rape, torture and abuse and class it as erotic whereas it gives me nightmares.

Tris: So, what can we look forward to from you in the future?  

Elin: Quite a long way forward, I’m afraid. I’ve several stories in the pipeline set in different historical eras. None of them class as romances since the heroes are putting more effort into staying alive than they are into getting together. Closest to completion is a full length novel about pirates (summer 2011 I put on an exhibition about pirates and didn’t want all the research to go to waste), but I also have half a novel about 7th century conflict in Northumbria between the Celts and Saxons, part of a spy caper set in 1928 London and plans for stories set during the Second World War, and in 1st century Rome. I have no idea which one will be finished first. Heck, I might have a rush of blood to the head and write sparkly vampires or something! I doubt it but …

Tris: Thanks for dropping by and chatting, Elin. Before you go, please tell us where we can find you and, of course, that all important book!  

Elin: I’m about the place at http://elingregory.blogspot.com/ (Blogspot)
http://elin-gregory.livejournal.com/  (Live Journal)
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003403011749&sk=wall (Facebook)
or Twitter as @ElinGregory
I had a website too until some ratbag hacked it and made it unusable. :(

Oh, and the book!

Alike as Two Bees
By: Elin Gregory
Published By: Etopia Press
Published: Mar 02, 2012
ISBN # 9781937976194
Word Count: 19,664
Heat Index: mildly spiced – korma rather than vindaloo

Blurb:

Horses, love, and the tang of thyme and honey…

In Classical Greece, apprentice sculptor Philon has chosen the ideal horse to model for his masterpiece. Sadly, the rider falls well short of the ideal of beauty, but scarred and tattered Hilarion, with his brilliant, imperfect smile, draws Philon in a way that mere perfection cannot.

After years of living among the free and easy tribes of the north, Hilarion has no patience with Athenian formality. He knows what he wants—and what he wants is Philon. Society, friends and family threaten their growing relationship, but perhaps a scarred soldier and a lover of beauty are more alike than they appear.

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Thank you very much, Tristram, for your hospitality. It’s been fun. :)

Thank you to all who entered my February competition. Wow! What a response. I guess it shows the interest The Hun and The General has generated among readers. It was a such a great success that over the weekend I will announce my Ides of March competition – so keep an eye out!

OK, the question was, what was the land of the Huns called? The answer is Pannonia (and if you look carefully at the cover of The Hun and The General you can almost see it).

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Lots of entries, quite a few correct ones so those went into the hat and the lucky one drawn out is – Stacie (also known as geishasmom). Congratulations to Stacie! (I have emailed you directly). Commiserations to those who weren’t lucky but – beware the Ides of March, it may be a lucky date for you.

And remember, The Hun and The General is widely available and the buy links are on the left. I might also add it’s proving very popular at All Romance Ebooks where it got its bestseller star within 24hrs and is rising yet again. Thanks to ARE readers!

I’m offering the chance to win an Amazon eGift card worth £10/US$15. All you have to do is buy any one of my e-books from any retailer (they’re on the left of your screen) and email me with the date of your purchase, the retailer and your receipt/purchase confirmation number. I’ll drop you in the hat and one lucky winner will be announced on 15th February.

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Excerpt from a recent review:

“A very realistic Italy too, dirty and messy, complete with Vespas, Alfas, dangerous drivers and obnoxious dog poops…I really enjoyed the style of this book, quite a lot grittier than most romance I ever read, and almost harsh in places, but in a very engaging way. There is a wicked sense of humour …”

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Here’s an 18+ excerpt:

The bells of the Duomo rendered Luke’s alarm surplus to requirements. He lay stunned for a few moments, trying to remember where he was. The sleep had been so deep he felt as if he were crawling out of some burrow after a long winter. He tried to assemble his bedroom in his mind but the door was on the wrong side, the light shone through the window too brightly. The sun!

“Shit!” He jumped out of bed and found his watch. Seven o’clock. Plenty of time. How could he forget he was in Florence? How could he forget the evening with Lorenzo? He felt his cock, running his thumb inside the foreskin. It was still wet and slippery like a ripe avocado. He smiled as he walked to the bathroom.

He showered longer than necessary, his tight muscles easing under the hot spray, admiring his body in the full length mirror. He ran a soapy hand over his stomach, hard as steel and shining like glass as the water sheeted over the muscles. He’d look as good as anyone on the beach today. A little pale, but good.

He dried himself on the abrasive towel and whizzed the hairdryer over his head a couple of times before fingering gel into his hair. He looked again in the mirror and reached for his scissors; his pubes needed just the tiniest of trims. He smiled at the Poirotesqueness of it all and wondered if the Belgian detective paid as much attention to his pubic hair as to his mustache.

A day on the beach with Lorenzo. He sighed with contentment. It was all he had hoped for just… blimey, was it really only yesterday? Less than twenty-four hours had passed. Lucky that he had chosen Lorenzo’s trattoria. Now he would have him all to himself today. Maybe they would fuck in the pineta? The last time he’d done it with, what was his name, Roberto? No, that wasRome, on the banks of theTiber. Cute Roberto with the pencil dick. Luke could have taken him all night and not felt a thing the next day. No, the pineta had been with Marco. Marco with balls like goose eggs and a cock as thick as Luke’s wrist. Luke had ripped the bark off the pine tree bracing himself and ended up wheeling the rented bike back to the hotel.

He slipped into a pair of black Speedos, then put on some loose, grey shorts and a very tight matching vest. He chose a red cotton long-sleeved shirt which he left loose, and took a final look in the mirror. Content, he grabbed his day bag and went down to the bar at street level. He needed coffee.

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Outwardly, Attila had not changed much in the years that had passed. A little gray hair at his temples, and perhaps his beard struggled to hide his chin more than it used to, but his face was as full, cheeks ruddy from the outdoor life. Those eyes were still as green as a summer meadow. His frame, even under the felt pants and the coarse shirt, seemed as muscular and tight as a bull’s. Yet in his manner Livianus detected something new. Was it weariness or just doubt? His eyes betrayed an element of confusion. Well, that made two of them.

Livianus took the goblet of ale and slaked his thirst. “You look well, Attila. And you’ve improved this place since I was last here. I detect traces of Rome.” He smiled and let his eyes wander over the circular chamber. The stone walls, once rough and bare, had now been dressed in parts with plaster panels on which naive frescoes of battles and hunts had been painted. His eyes halted at a graphic, if amateurish, portrayal of an impalement. He winced.

“I learned also from you. And I have a surprise for you, when you have refreshed yourself.” Attila seemed to perk up. “Something very Roman, though I never imagined in a thousand years that I would have the chance to share it with you.” Attila’s broad smile furrowed his brow with lines, and his eyes twinkled. “But first, tell me what has brought you here. I thought you were settled in your far corner of Gaul, done with soldiering and diplomacy.”

Livianus set his goblet on the table. Even that had changed, the once-bare wood now decorated with rudimentary mosaics. He suppressed a smile and swallowed hard. “I’ll never settle, Attila. Not down there, at any rate. It bores me to death.”

“Nevertheless, I cannot believe your visit is to relieve the monotony.”

“No.” Livianus took a deep breath. “You are right. Tell me, is it true that you plan to attack Constantinople?”

Attila got to his feet and turned his back on Livianus. “So that’s it. Theodosius has heard, and he’s sent you here to dissuade me.” He swung around, and Livianus saw again the confusion in his eyes, now tinged with disappointment. “You come as an ambassador of that fox?” He almost spat the words.

Livianus reached out to take Attila’s hand but the Hun jammed his clenched fists by his sides.

“Attila, I come first as a friend—”

“But a friend of whom? That is the question.”

“Your friend, and a friend of peace. Always a friend of peace.”

“Look where peace has brought us. All that we agreed has been cast aside. Theodosius cares for no one but himself, not even his own empire.”

Livianus stood and drew nearer to Attila. “I may well agree with your analysis, and I assure you I am your friend. When I received the summons to come here, my heart raced with excitement. I don’t know if I have been in your thoughts but I have virtually survived on my memories of you and our times together.”

Attila unclenched his fists and his eyes softened.

“Give me your hand.” Livianus reached out again. “Let us not start on the wrong foot. We have much to resolve, and our purpose will be best served if we are at ease.”

Attila hesitated, then offered his hand.

Livianus smiled. The touch of the coarse skin flooded his head with memories. “Will you show me around? The city seems to have changed, from what little I saw. You’ve been building?”

“The population expands. It is nature’s way. The city grows to accommodate it. We expanded beyond the old palisade and threw a new one around the whole city. Compared to Constantinople, it is nothing, of that I am certain, and of no interest to you.”

Livianus tried a different approach. “You said you had a surprise? I’m quite refreshed now.”

A smile crept across Attila’s face. “Ah, yes, now that will interest you. Come, then.”

Livianus followed Attila around the throne, past the bed, and through a wooden door in the thick stone wall. They walked down a narrow corridor made of, or at least faced with, overlapping wooden planks. At the end, Attila turned around to face him. He almost filled the space, and the light from the room beyond seeped over his shoulders.

“Close your eyes.”

Livianus closed his eyes tightly and let Attila pull him forward. He couldn’t help giggling. His senses, honed to perfection in the army, told him he’d entered a much larger space. He sniffed at the air and detected moisture, water.

“You may look.” Attila’s voice sounded hollow.

Livianus snapped his eyes open. His jaw dropped. “What in the name of Vespa…”

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Livianus sat on a stool at the side of the bath and watched Caecilius bathe. “I would join you but I can’t face the heat.”

“But you’ll swim with me?”

“That I will certainly do. I seem to spend half my time in the pool—it’s the only way to cope with the summers. The lack of activity makes me soft.”

“The soothsayers tell us these heat waves are the forerunners of a great disaster.”

“Do they ever have anything good to say? Doom mongers, that’s all they are. I’m surprised they have anyone’s ear in this day and age.”

“They’ve been right before.”

“We’ve all been right before. But we’ve been wrong more often.”

Caecilius lay on his back and floated to the surface. His body had lost none of its tightness, the water swilling over his stomach muscles like a stream over smoothed stones. He laid his head back in the water, and his hips broke the surface. The water flattened his pubic hair to his skin, making his thick cock look even longer than Livianus remembered.

Livianus felt his eyebrows arch. “Let’s swim. You’re as clean as you’re going to get,” he said, rising to his feet and adjusting his toga. “One good thing about this place is the spring that flows from the hills behind the villa. I have the best pool in Gaul.”

Caecilius climbed from the bath and shook off the excess water. He grabbed a towel and walked naked alongside Livianus. Out of the corner of his eye, Livianus saw Caecilius’s cock swinging like a loose stirrup, and a knot began to form in his groin.

“The rumors about this place are true,” said Caecilius, looking around.

“Rumors? About my villa? By Jupiter, have they nothing better to talk about?”

Caecilius chuckled. “You still swear on the old gods.”

“I feel my soul is safer that way.”

“Don’t forget you’re a hero. The people need to know that our heroes are well rewarded.”

“Ah, to encourage others to lay their lives on the line when the emperor requires it.” Livianus gestured toward the pool steps. “After you.”

Caecilius dropped his towel on the floor and descended the steps until the water reached his waist. “You’ve grown cynical in your retirement. Perhaps it doesn’t agree with you after all.” He lunged into the water, glided to the center, then turned onto his back. “What would you say if I told you I’d come to take you away from here?”

“I’d say about time. They call it retirement but it’s no better than a slow death. God, I thought Paestum was dull!” Livianus dived into the water and swam to his friend’s side. Caecilius hadn’t aged at all since they last met. Not a single gray hair on his head or chin. His brown eyes radiated youth and strength. “How long is it since we were together?”

“Four years. Maybe five.”

“Seems longer.” Livianus scooped his friend’s head toward him with a hand and pressed their lips together. “I’ve missed you, Caecilius,” he said as he tore his lips away. “Is it true you’ve come for me?”

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The Men Himself

Today I am very excited to have James Lear as my guest – or rather guests. James is the author of the global bestseller The Back Passage, but you may know of him, or one of his alter egos, for other reasons. James Lear is just one name under which Rupert Smith writes, and he has had many books published including some high profile TV tie-ins. His novel Man’s World won him the Stonewall Writer of the Year Award in 2010 and he’s had plenty of other praise heaped upon him. So, let’s find out more…

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Tris: Welcome, James – or is it Rupert?

Rupert: Rupert is my first name, James is my second name, my family always calls me Jim. I don’t really mind!

Tris: Okay, let’s stick with Rupert then, which is the name you use for literary fiction. You write erotica as James Lear and commercial fiction as Rupert James. Why did you decide on a name for each genre?

Rupert: I’d love you to believe that it was anything as deliberate as a ‘decision’ to write under different names but to be honest it was all more or less accidental. I wrote my first few books as Rupert Smith. During that time, I was having difficulty getting a deal for a novel, and a friend introduced me to an editor who was looking for some new erotic fiction. I wrote one, it was accepted and published under the name James Lear because at the time I was working for a big corporation and I was a bit nervous about how they’d react. Over the next few years, the Lear and Smith names developed in tandem, each with their own audiences. Later on, I tried my hand at some mainstream commercial/women’s fiction, and my agent thought it might help us to get a deal if she sent it out without the baggage of the Smith and Lear books. She thought, quite rightly, that I was classified as a gay author, and the industry has very narrow, blinkered ideas about markets. So Rupert James was born.

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Tris: Well, so many good things in life happen by accident, don’t they? But I first came across you, if I may use that expression, when I discovered The Back Passage. I know there is much more to you than that one book, but I have to say it made me laugh out loud. Not many writers can do that, so you gained a fan immediately. Where did you get the idea for the book?

Rupert: First and foremost, I’m a big fan of Agatha Christie, and I always thought her books were fraught with erotic potential. There’s something about the mechanical nature of a good whodunnit that lends itself well to the pattern of seduction and interrogation that forms the structure of that novel. There were a couple of other major influences: firstly the film Gosford Park, and secondly a TV documentary series called The Edwardian Country House, which was a reality show that put people into the roles of butler, footman, hall porter etc in a big stately home. Some of the men in it were really cute, and the whole hierarchical structure is obviously good for sexual tension. I sent it out to a few publishers who turned it down: one of them said ‘a novel set in 1920s Britain will never sell’. Fortunately it was taken up by Cleis Press and they’ve been James Lear’s publishing home ever since.

Tris: Just let me stop choking on that comment on the saleability of a Britain-in-the-‘20s novel. Jesus! Ahem…Your writing covers a pretty wide spectrum and perhaps we should stress here that not all your books are gay fiction. Can you talk a bit about your work across the board and how you manage to juggle everything?

Rupert: To be honest, my main concern at the moment is making a living. The publishing industry, at least in the UK, is in a bad state, and I’ll write anything that I think will get a deal. Anyone who takes the trouble to read my work with an open mind will see that the style is actually quite consistent – I favour strong narrative, traditional structures, a lot of dialogue, not too much description – and there’s always a lot of humour. In terms of career management, I’m usually writing one book, revising the last one as part of the production process, and thinking about what to do next. When I’m in full-on writing mode, I work fast – up to four or five thousand words a day. For the last few years I’ve written two or three books a year. I’d actually like to slow down, or even take a break for a while. I think my writing would benefit in the long run. Unfortunately, unlike a lot of writers I’m not independently wealthy.

Tris: Well, you’re not exactly in an exclusive club there, Rupert. Membership card? I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. Now, your first novel, I Must Confess, was published in 1998. What did you do before you became a writer? I mean, what makes you what you are today? Who is the real Rupert Smith?

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Rupert: I was a journalist for many years, and before that I was an academic, which I didn’t like and wasn’t much good at. Journalism was great: in the 90s and 00s I wrote millions of words on a huge range of subjects, I interviewed thousands of people, and I got to know the entertainment industry from the inside out. That’s what inspired I Must Confess, which is a satire on all that stuff. Some of the people I met as a journalist were lovely, talented individuals, but there were also a lot of narcissistic, self-deluding monsters, who of course are much more fun to write about—

Tris: And actually much more common, in my experience. Talking of which (sticks tongue in cheek), you ghosted the aborted Michael Barrymore autobiography, you produced a 20th anniversary book for East Enders, you have praise from Paul O’Grady – is your day-to-day life filled with celebrities?

Rupert: Oh, and before that I’d written a couple of very left-field life stories, one the autobiography of singer Jayne County, and the other the biography of British physique photographer John S Barrington. But no – my life is anything but star-studded. All of that celebrity stuff arose from my journalistic career. I knew loads of celebrities, and I went to the parties and generally had a ball. Now I’m a full-time author I live like a hermit, frankly. Sometimes I pop out and do what I call ‘live journalism’, interviewing interesting people in front of an audience, and it’s a good balance to the solitary life of the writer. I knew Paul O’Grady quite well from the mid ‘80s, when he was starting out in the London pubs – I used to see him perform as Lily Savage in the Royal Vauxhall Tavern and elsewhere, and got to know him pretty well then. If we ever bump into each other now, he’s very happy to reminisce about the good old days. He hasn’t changed at all. This probably sounds nauseating, but he really is one of the nicest people you could ever wish to meet.

Tris: Rupert, would you mind just passing me that bucket..? Sorry, I do have some tissues somewhere. Right, where was I? Oh yes… I am dying to read Service Wash but it’s hard to get hold of. Can you put the story in a nutshell?

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Rupert: It’s about a sensitive not-so-young writer who gets commissioned to ghost the autobiography of a really ghastly soap star. He gets caught up in her very messy lifestyle with disastrous consequences. It’s very funny, but it’s probably the bleakest thing I ever wrote. I love it, but the publisher didn’t seem to know what to do with it. With luck, I’ll get it out as an e-book in the next year or so: that seems to be the way to breathe life into my backlist.

Tris: Please tell me the moment it’s out and it I’ll be the first to stick it on my Kindle. So, in or about the year 2000 you were finding it hard to get mainstream work published and your foray into erotica began, and James Lear was born. Subsequently you, like me, have been taken up by the US publishing industry. In your opinion, what’s the future of the British publishing industry, and indeed of the industry as a whole?

Rupert: In my darker moods, I think the whole industry is fucked. The big publishers are saving their resources for an ever-smaller pool of writers, the guaranteed money spinners. They’re not buying the kind of mid-list stuff that I do, so there’s a lot of writers not getting advances and a lot of agents not getting commission. Editors really need to get their heads out of the sand, because we’re close now to a situation where new talent is going to bypass traditional publishing routes and go straight to e-publishing. And the really big writers like JK Rowling have already done it. There’s no interest in nurturing talent: if you don’t sell a million copies in the supermarkets in your first six months of publication, they stop returning your calls. That said, we have a small but strong independent sector, and I’m very lucky to have found a home with Arcadia Books, who do my literary stuff in the UK. I don’t know what the future is for the industry as a whole, but I guess, like everyone else, that e-books will be the dominant form. They cut out materials, printing, warehousing, distribution and so on. It’s a completely different publishing model. The one thing that’s missing from e-publishing is the ‘seal of approval’ that a proper publisher gives a book. So much self-published work is just rubbish, and without the brand values of a decent publisher it’s hard for readers to know what they’re getting. That said, if the publishers don’t sort themselves out soon, they’re going to be extinct.

Tris: Although, we should be clear that e-publishing and self-publishing are two different things. The better e-publishers are now pulling away from the crowd and I sense that their endorsement will start to carry as much weight as the big traditional publishers. In fact, I think it’s happening. So, if you could ask the British commercial publishers to do one thing, what would it be?

Rupert: Apart from ‘buy my damn books’, it would be to look beyond the supermarkets. The stranglehold of supermarket buyers is largely responsible for the diabolical state of British publishing. I don’t think we’ll ever return to dinky little bookshops where you can sit in leather armchairs, but there’s a whole world of online retailing out there with diverse audiences to be exploited. If they could see beyond rigid ideas of ‘sections’ they could sell a lot more books.

Tris: The mention of sections makes me think of genres and to my next question. The argument goes on as to whether there is a difference between what has become known as the M/M genre and gay fiction. Where do you stand on it?

Rupert: Good books transcend labels. I’ve read a lot of nonsense on blogs, in which people get their knickers in a twist about this subject. The way I distinguish between my James Lear books and my Rupert Smith books is that the Lear books put sex first; they’re very carefully designed to turn the reader on. The Smith books are much more about story and character in more general ways. That said, there are very sexy bits in the Smith books, and there’s very strong narrative in the Lears. Sometimes I think ‘gay fiction’ is used to describe books published by ‘proper’ publishers, and M/M is used to describe the other stuff. I try not to worry too much about all this, because at the end of the day it’s a pointless distraction. In the words of Oscar Wilde, books are either well written or badly written.

Tris: I think we can all agree on that. Sometimes I remind myself of the old sherry advert when I get on my hobby horse and say quality counts. You mention turning the reader on. Is there a difference between erotica and porn?

Rupert: Of course not. ‘Erotica’ is the more genteel term, and ‘porn’ is used as a put-down. I can’t stand this false distinction that one is better or subtler or cleverer than the other. Your book is either sexy, or it’s not.

Tris: Does a romance have to have a happy ending?

Rupert: Yes. I’d say it’s one of the defining qualities of romance. You have a situation in which the lovers can’t get together, they go through various trials and misunderstandings, and then, thanks to the intervention of some outside agency, they resolve their problems and get together. The whole point of the story is to raise a very strong desire in the reader for resolution, and if you thwart that then you’ve wasted your time, and the reader’s. A lot of crap is talked and written about ‘subverting the audience’s expectations’. But if you’re doing your job properly, you’re the one who’s in control of their expectations. Don’t build towards one effect and then pull out another one just because you think it’s clever. Obviously you can have love stories with sad endings, but that’s not ‘romance’, that’s something else.

Tris: I hear you have some new books to look forward to in 2012. Can you tell us something about them?

Rupert: One Smith and one Lear. The former is called The Interlude, and it’s about a young woman who discovers that her grandfathers were lovers in the Second World War. I’m really proud of this one, I think it brings together a lot of my strengths as a writer across different genres and consolidates them in one book. The Lear is called The Hardest Thing, and it’s my take on the Lee Child/Jack Reacher school of macho thrillers. It’s set in the US, it’s got plenty of sex in it, but it’s possibly a bit more character/plot driven than the earlier Lears. I’m excited about it, and I hope people are going to fall in love with the hero. He’s very butch.

Tris: Well, I can’t wait for those. Looking back on 2011, what events will stay with you?

Rupert: It’s been a frustrating year in some ways, because of the shutdown of the industry, but I’m in the lucky position of having a couple of books coming out next year, so I’m surviving. In literary terms, the big events for me were Alan Hollinghurst’s The Stranger’s Child and Philip Hensher’s King of the Badgers, both of them amazing books. We’re so lucky to have those two writing at the height of their powers. In news terms, the defining event was the summer riots in the UK. We’re still dealing with the fallout from that, and I’m absolutely horrified to see that some sections of the press have become apologists for crime and are trying to shift the blame for the riots on to the middle class. Please! We were too busy working to earn the money to pay the tax to fund the bloody country. God, I’m such an angry old man!

Tris: Maybe we can both get taken on for the next series of Grumpy Old Men? I can gripe for England. Ah well, I guess the time has come to let you get back to your parties – sorry, work. Thanks for talking to me, Rupert. I wish you every success with your new books and hope 2012 turns you and your fans well and truly on. Before you go, please tell my readers where they can find you.

Rupert: My website is: www.rupertsmith.org.uk

I’m on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=609553618&sk=wall

There’s also a James Lear page on there: http://www.facebook.com/pages/James-Lear/113055228725291?ref=ts&sk=wall

I tried Twitter and it nearly drove me crazy! Mind you, when I have a book out it’ll be all hands to the pump, you’ll be sick of the sight of me.

Tris: Ssh! Don’t tell Rupert, but his Twitter link is this: http://twitter.com/#!/RupertSmith

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The Back Passage blurb:

Hardcore sex and scandal meet in this brilliantly hot and funny whodunnit. A seaside village, an English country house, a family of wealthy eccentrics and their equally peculiar servants and a determined detective – all the ingredients are here for a cosy Agatha Christie-style whodunnit. But, Edward “Mitch” Mitchell is no Hercule Poirot, and “The Back Passage” is no “Murder on the Orient Express”. Mitch is a handsome, insatiable 22-year-old hunk who never lets a clue stand in the way of a steamy encounter, whether it’s with the local constabulary, the house secretary, or his school chum and fellow athlete Boy Morgan, who becomes his Watson when they’re not busy boffing each other. When Reg Walworth is found dead in a cabinet, Sir James Eagle has his servant Weeks immediately arrested as the killer. But, Mitch’s observant eye pegs more plausible possibilities: polysexual chauffeur Hibbert, queenly pervert Leonard Eagle, missing scion Rex, sadistic copper Kennington and even Sir James Eagle himself. Blackmail, police corruption, a dizzying network of spy holes and secret passages, watersports, and non-stop queer orgies mark this hilariously hardcore mystery by a major new talent.

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Official Release 2nd December 2012 (you can get it now)