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Etopia Press author Elin Gregory has a new book out, so I invited her over again to tell us all about it. Pirates! Well, I do like Johnny Depp ;-)

 

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Thanks, Tristam for inviting me to post on your blog, in honour of the release of On A Lee Shore, a book that is mostly about pirates.

And what do pirates want? Yes, treasure! Or so popular fiction would have us believe. Certainly there were pirates who committed robberies that made the Great Train Robbers look like handbag snatchers. It is estimated that Black Sam Bellamy’s haul would be worth approximately £100 million in today’s money and many other pirates – Thomas Tew, Captain Kidd, Bartholomew Roberts – are reputed to have stolen as much if not more. Forbes magazine [http://www.forbes.com/2008/09/18/top-earning-pirates-biz-logistics-cx_mw_0919piracy.html ] has compiled a list of piratical top earners, likening the profession to being the investment bankers of the period! Hollywood has familiarised us with the image of heavily armed pirate vessels bringing lofty Spanish galleons to a halt so howling savages can swing from deck to deck with cutlasses between their teeth in search of chests brimming with gold moidores, silver plate and strings of pearls. However the truth of the matter was far more prosaic and practical.

Pirates were robbers, living upon what they stole. There were comparatively few ports that would welcome a known pirate ship and the more successful a pirate crew became the fewer places would welcome them. Consequently they had to steal everything they required to live. Food, drink, spares for the ship, even weapons and powder and shot for the long guns. One of the best documented pirate careers is that of Bartholomew Roberts. He was only a pirate for two years but in that time he took 470 ships, sometimes several at a time. His most famous catch was a portuguese treasure galleon laden with newly minted pieces of eight, bar silver, emeralds and gold but most of his prizes were small fishing craft or coastal traders. His ship outgunned them so they allowed his boats to draw alongside and his men would rummage the ship and take anything that might be useful. Fresh food was essential – it doesn’t take long to get scurvy. Sometimes they would swap items taken from another vessel for part of a cargo. Benjamin Hornigold once pursued and took a French ship because he had seen the crew in port and wanted to steal all their hats!

 

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However the very most popular item to steal was the medicine chest. Medicine in the early 18th century was very rough and ready by modern standards. There were several routine treatments that would be applied for illnesses – bleeding, cupping, purging, dosing – and injuries would be plastered, stitched or, in the case of damaged limbs, amputated. Life was brutal and so was the treatment. Especially the treatment for the various forms of social disease that were rife amongst the sea going population. It was known how these diseases were caught but there was no understanding of the actual cause. No antibiotics existed and sometimes the treatment was as nasty as the affliction. This urethral syringe was used to inject a solution of mercury, a poison, as a treatment for syphilis. Other treatments included bizarre ingredients like the ashes of a wolf’s testicles or to ‘eat a roast mouse’. Anyone who survived the treatment was considered a success, even if he died later from infection or food poisoning.

With a high turnover of piratical staff the captains were always on the look out for promising recruits. Any man with skills to augment those of the pirates could be forced on board – navigators were prized, likewise carpenters, and doctors. Musicians were particularly popular – pirates liked to have the band playing when they went into battle. However, there were frequently rules against taking women aboard and, except in rare cases, pirate crews tended to be all stag.

If you were a pirate, what kind of non-monetary treasure would you go for?

Over the next few days I will be continuing my thoughts about the Golden Age of Piracy on blogs belonging to Sue Roebuck, Kiran Hunter and Catherine Cavendish. Comment here or on their blogs for a chance to win a copy of “On A Lee Shore”. Each comment = one chance so the more the merrier.

 

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Blurb: “Give me a reason to let you live…”

Beached after losing his ship and crew, and with England finally at peace, Lt Christopher Penrose will take whatever work he can get. A valet? Why not? Escorting an elderly diplomat to the Leeward Islands seems like an easy job, but when their ship is boarded by pirates, Kit’s world is turned upside down. Forced aboard the pirate ship, Kit finds himself juggling his honor with his desire to stay alive among the crew, not to mention the alarming—yet enticing—captain, known as Le Griffe.

Kit has always obeyed the rules, but as the pirates plunder their way across the Caribbean, he finds much to admire in their freedom. He deplores their lawlessness but is drawn to their way of life, and begins to think he might just have found a purpose. Dare he dream of finding love too? Or would loving a pirate take him too far down the road to ruin?

Obtainable here or here if you’re in the States.

Excerpt:

Amidships the party was getting rowdy as the musicians sawed, pounded, or whistled. One crew challenged the other to wrestle and made wagers on the outcome. It looked like anarchy, but there were men in the waist of the ship who stepped in if the struggle got too aggressive. Kit found himself laughing as he watched Saunders, bottle held safely out of the way, battering a brawny pirate about the shoulders with the despised volume of Homer.

Saunders spotted Kit, abandoned the brawlers, and made his way to his side. He offered O’Neill a swig from his bottle and leaned back against the transom.

“What a to-do,” he said. “Damn fellow knocked my bottle over, would have spilled it if I hadn’t looked sharp.”

“So inconsiderate,” Kit nodded to the book, “and he made you lose your place.”

“Hanging is too good,” O’Neill commented as he offered the bottle to Kit, who shook his head. O’Neill passed it back to Saunders.

“Barbuda,” Saunders said suddenly. “That is our destination. There I should be able to replenish our medicine chest—try as I might the men will keep catching things. While we are in port they will have the opportunity to catch some more I wouldn’t wonder. “

“Something to look forward to then—you and your syringe.” O’Neill grinned as Kit shuddered. “And what will you do, Mr. Penrose?”

“He will give his parole,” Saunders said, “as befits an officer of His Majesty’s Navy, and will accompany me to Willaerts coffee house to see if we can trade this unlovely item for something more elevating.” He waved the book again. “Or he will not give his parole and will spend our time in port chained to a long gun—possibly. It depends on our lord and master’s whim.”

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Many thanks again to my gracious host, Tristram.

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My pleasure, Elin. Remember you can find Elin here: http://elingregory.wordpress.com

If you fancy being the lucky recipient of a paperback copy of Halloween Heat M/M (that’s the issue stuffed with gay stories) we’ve set up a giveaway on Goodreads.

All you have to do is click on the Goodreads widget below. Remember, Halloween Heat M/M from Etopia Press contains a short story each from me (Tristram La Roche) plus Kiran Hunter, Elin Gregory, Dianne Hartsock, Renee George, Tara Lain and A C Fox.

Halloween Heat I (Tristram La Roche, Kiran Hunter, Elin Gregory, Dianne Hartsock, Renee George) which is also available to buy as an eBook was the Number One selling anthology on Bookstrand for almost a month. The paperback we are giving away contains HH I plus HH IV!

There are two copies up for grabs so twice the chance of winning:

 


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Remember the Halloween Heat series from Etopia Press? You should, my short MM paranormal, Love Lies Deep, is in Halloween Heat I. Well, as Halloween approaches so this collection of books rises. Just look at the bestseller anthology list on Bookstrand:

1. Halloween Heat I (for the fourth day running!)

3. Halloween Heat V

5. Halloween Heat III

6. Halloween Heat IV

7. Halloween Heat VI

These are all great reads for Halloween (duh!) so if you haven’t started buying them you know what to do! Here’s  a little helping hand to get you on the way…

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Welcome to the Halloween Heat author blog hop. I and my fellow contributors in Halloween Heat I are joined by Tara Lain from Halloween Heat IV to offer you the chance to win prizes. I’m offering one lucky reader the choice of one eBook from my Etopia Press list: On My Knees, Fixed or The Hun and the General. All you need do is  leave a comment below  (and remember to include your email) and follow my blog. Once the blog hop closes (Sunday 14th October) I will pick a winner at random and contact you to see which book you would like to have.

Halloween Heat I
An Anthology of Erotic Paranormal M/M Romance

(last time I looked, Halloween Heat I was no2 in the All Romance eBooks anthologies)

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Five stories of gay love and passion with a paranormal twist, perfect for Halloween.

“Love Lies Deep” by Tristram La Roche
“Idle Hands” by Reneé George
“Costumes” by Dianne Hartsock
“Eden” by Kiran Hunter
“Set in Stone” by Elin Gregory

Love Lies Deep by Tristram La Roche

Blurb

When a careless driver shattered Josh’s life one Halloween by ploughing into his lover, Josh found himself  living all alone in the village that had been their temporary home. He’d never liked the countryside, but stayed willingly for Sam while he wrote a novel about the area. Despite Josh’s love of the city, his love for Sam was stronger and he knew he could never move away from his lover’s resting place. Now, every day Josh visits the grave and feels Sam’s presence, but on Halloween, the anniversary of the tragedy, his visit unleashes their passion and lust as if nothing has changed.

Here’s an excerpt:

Josh handed out bars of chocolate and some toffee things that reminded him of dog chews, and waved to the kids as they ran off into the night. As he closed the door he heard another firework explode and decided it was time to be sociable. He put on his heavy boots, shucked on his quilted jacket, and grabbed the flashlight from the table in the hall. Finally, he took the carefully wrapped flowers he’d bought on the way home.

Once he’d left the glow of the outside light behind him, he noticed that the clouds had cleared completely to leave a deep purple sky, the stars shining like polished silver studs. He hoped it would last. While the rain didn’t spoil his enjoyment, good weather would certainly heighten it. As he approached the village green, the telltale crackling told him the fire had already been lit. The tops of the trees, almost bare now, clawed at the sky like crooked, orange fingers in the flames’ light. Children drew shapes in the air with sparklers, mothers fussed with coats and hats, fathers busied themselves with fireworks and the beer stall.

“Josh!” A dark figure loomed out of Josh’s peripheral vision. “Just in time for the fun.”

“Hi, Ben,” said Josh, slapping the young priest playfully on the shoulder. As things had turned out, it had been a godsend having a gay priest in the village, though no one knew apart from Josh and Sam, of course. Josh couldn’t understand how Ben could want to be a Catholic priest, but Ben simply said that he had his own beliefs and Rome was fifteen hundred miles away.

Ben took something from his pocket and, linking arms with Josh, slipped the object into his friend’s coat pocket. “Better let you have that before I forget.”

“Thanks. I’ll get it back to you before morning.”

“I know. Don’t worry about that. Just enjoy yourself, okay?” Ben winked and tapped the side of his nose. “Halloween comes but once a year.”

Now, leave your comment and then you can visit all the other authors by clicking the links in the table below (thanks, Elin, for the clever box!).

Dianne Hartsock Costumes
Kiran Hunter Eden
Renee George Idle Hands
Tara Lain Trex or Treat
Tristram La Roche Love Lies Deep
Elin Gregory Set in Stone
The Etopia Press Halloween anthology collection – Halloween Heat – is out. My own short story, Love Lies Deep, is in the first book Halloween Heat 1 (clever,huh?) along with Kiran Hunter, Elin Gregory, Renee George and Dianne Hartsock. I’ve read them all, and there is something for everyone (well, assuming you like gay paranormal) as the authors are very different.

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To celebrate, a number of the authors are having a Twitter Party tonight. As usual the Americans have bagged the start time, so I’m going to try and be there but I can’t promise. No doubt this will be one night when my insomnia decides not to visit me.
Here’s a list of the  authors aiming to participate:

Find us on Twitter: Oct 5th at 9:00 pm Eastern Time! Use the hashtag #Etopia for chat and prizes! I’ll try to be there.

Now, here’s a little sample of Love Lies Deep  

Josh handed out bars of chocolate and some toffee things that reminded him of dog chews, and waved to the kids as they ran off into the night. As he closed the door he heard another firework explode and decided it was time to be sociable. He put on his heavy boots, shucked on his quilted jacket, and grabbed the flashlight from the table in the hall. Finally, he took the carefully wrapped flowers he’d bought on the way home.

Once he’d left the glow of the outside light behind him, he noticed that the clouds had cleared completely to leave a deep purple sky, the stars shining like polished silver studs. He hoped it would last. While the rain didn’t spoil his enjoyment, good weather would certainly heighten it. As he approached the village green, the telltale crackling told him the fire had already been lit. The tops of the trees, almost bare now, clawed at the sky like crooked, orange fingers in the flames’ light. Children drew shapes in the air with sparklers, mothers fussed with coats and hats, fathers busied themselves with fireworks and the beer stall.

“Josh!” A dark figure loomed out of Josh’s peripheral vision. “Just in time for the fun.”

“Hi, Ben,” said Josh, slapping the young priest playfully on the shoulder. As things had turned out, it had been a godsend having a gay priest in the village, though no one knew apart from Josh and Sam, of course. Josh couldn’t understand how Ben could want to be a Catholic priest, but Ben simply said that he had his own beliefs and Rome was fifteen hundred miles away.

Ben took something from his pocket and, linking arms with Josh, slipped the object into his friend’s coat pocket. “Better let you have that before I forget.”

“Thanks. I’ll get it back to you before morning.”

“I know. Don’t worry about that. Just enjoy yourself, okay?” Ben winked and tapped the side of his nose. “Halloween comes but once a year.”

I’m also talking to Elin Gregory about writing Love Lies Deep and other things: http://elingregory.wordpress.com/2012/10/05/halloween-heat-an-interview-with-tristram-la-roche/#comment-1416

I’ve been keeping quiet, waiting for the right time…to let you all know that my short gay ghost story, Love Lies Deep, was selected for the Etopia Press anthology series – Halloween Heat. Today I got the cover, so it seems like a good time to let you know! So, coming very, very soon…on Friday 5th October.

I had fun being interviewed for the UK website Erotica for All, so I decided to make a post rather than just the usual link. Thanks Lucy!

Here is the full blown thing: http://eroticaforall.co.uk/interviews/interview-tristram-la-roche/

 

 

 

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It doesn’t seem five minutes since Tara Lain’s scorcher Fire Balls came rolling along but she’s here today bouncing back with Beach Balls. I’ve had a peek at the excerpt below. An underwater blow job! How astonishing - there’s one of those in my summer scorcher, Lorenzo il Magnifico! Anyway, without further ado, I’ll hand my website over to my friend, Tara Lain. Enjoy! No kicking sand about, now.

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Love on the Beach!

Thank you so much to Tris for hosting me today!  Say the words “beach romance” and chances are even the very young among us will think of the famous scene of Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr in From Here to Eternity chasing each other along the waterline and ultimately kissing passionately in the surf. Even if we don’t know who they were or what the movie was called, the scene is the most famous beach love scene of all time.  Sigh. This is beach romance at its finest. Just the idea of water, sun and mostly naked bodies makes for sexy possibilities.

Beach romance was my delightful task in writing Beach Balls, the newest book in the Balls to the Wall Series. All of the books in the series take place in Laguna Beach, a small, pretty, artist’s colony beside the ocean in southern California. But while Volley Balls is mostly concerned with playing ball on the sand and Fire Balls is about the artists and firefighters of the town, a lot of Beach Balls actually takes place on and in the water. My heroes meet underwater, fight underwater and get frisky underwater.

Now that was a wild scene. I’ve done a little scuba diving and a lot of snorkeling but I’m no pro. I decide I want one hero to give the other head underwater. I could have picked an easier sexual encounter, but no, I wanted oral sex. So I’m writing and holding my breath and figuring out what I can do holding a mouthpiece in one hand and my heroes’ piece in the other. How much suction can you apply while holding your breath? The result is a fun scene that I hope is also sexy. Has anyone actually tried it? Tell me how I did. (Tris: See above, Tara! I wrote that scene from memory.)

Before you go, would you like a chance to win a $10 gift card? Just leave a comment here WITH YOUR EMAIL. The drawing for the winner will be held on June 9th. And if you’d like a chance to win a Volley Balls or Fire Balls T-shirt or a Fire Balls carry bag, be one of three people to follow the most blogs and events on the blog tour. (US only. If someone outside the US wants to follow all the blogs, they can win a copy of Volley Balls or Fire Balls!) ) Everyone who follows any events will be eligible to win. If you are one of the top three, you get a prize.  All the events are listed at Beautiful Boys Books along with extra chances to win prizes. Come on over.

 

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Excerpt Adult : Beach Balls by Tara Lain; MM Contemporary

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Adam James is so far in the closet he could find Narnia. But coming out would threaten all he’s built as the lead attorney for WMA Development, and the million dollars he can get when he finishes pushing  a big land remediation project through the City Council. Then on an early morning scuba dive, Adam meets a tall, lean rebreather diver named Sky who makes him want to live a different life. But Adam’s dreams are shattered when he walks into the council meeting and finds the fire-breathing environmentalist who’s screwing up  his chances of winning is none other than that same beautiful man. Sky Sea Mickeljohn doesn’t compromise, so how could he find himself lusting after a damned developer? And what happens when somebody open’s Adam’s closet door? These two better start telling the truth if they’re ever going to find world peace.

He swam to Sky and extended a hand. Sky shied a little, but Adam kept coming and passed his fingers through Sky’s curls floating freely in the water like an underwater flower. Sky looked up at Adam’s hand.

He touched Sky’s cheek. For a moment, Sky was still.

He pressed his cheek against Adam’s palm.

Oh, yes. That constituted a welcome.

Adam pulled his mouthpiece out and held his breath. He tapped on Sky’s mouthpiece. Sky frowned.

Just kiss me, you idiot. Adam pointed at his mouth, stuck his mouthpiece back in for some air then took it out again. Sky smiled around his mouthpiece, removed it, and leaned toward Adam.

He pressed his lips against Sky’s. Warm and cool at the same time. Sky opened his mouth and licked along Adam’s lips. Nice. Adam turned his head to the side, grabbed a hit of air, and then came back in and pushed his tongue into Sky’s mouth.

A moment later, they pulled away for a breath of air. Adam sank down to his knees. Come to Daddy… He took hold of Sky’s tight shorts and yanked. The big cock was happy to see him. He breathed deeply through his mouthpiece once, twice, three times. Mouthpiece out, cock in.

Oh, yeah. This was easier than kissing. Who knew you could suck and lick while holding your breath?

Sky started bobbing like a crazy man, shoving that cock deeper. Adam took a breath then went back to work running his tongue over the glans as he sucked. The taste of salt and feel of silk filled his mouth. Another breath, then he worked the mushroom head in and out of his lips like a candy pop. His hands began to pump, and he sucked until his cheeks tingled.. Sky’s hips pumped in slow motion, pressing his cock into Adam’s mouth along with the tang of the sea. It gave a whole new meaning to the term “deep throat.” Adam sucked as much as he could without swallowing water and could hear the echoes of Sky “shouting” around his mouthpiece.

Sky’s body began to thrash. One big thrust, and Adam tasted cum and saltwater at the same time. Thick jism floated out of his mouth. Son of a bitch. He had the best of Sky and sea.

Tara Lain

 

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Fellow Etopian author Sue Swift has a new book out and, although it’s a departure from our usual genre chez Tris, I asked her to let us have a look at it. Over to Sue!

Sherry, Baby (Etopia Press)

Blurb

The cruise from hell…

Gen X meets Agatha Christie on the high seas of the Bermuda Triangle when Sherry Case, gofer for the battling bigwigs in the family-owned firm Genesplice, arranges for a team-building cruise aboard the yacht Swashbuckler. However, the mismatched group of passengers feuds even before the yacht has left the harbor.

A rogue wave, faltering navigational instruments and a trio of sharks continue to challenge Sherry and her new lover, the yacht’s Captain Freeman. But Free and Sherry aren’t fazed until a passenger turns up dead in her locked cabin. The vicious murder throws the ship, its crew and passengers into panic. Who could the killer be? Suspects and motives abound.

Ordinary twenty-somethings thrown into an extraordinary situation, Sherry and Free must solve the mystery, defeat the myriad dangers of the triangle, and reach land before the villain can kill them.

 

Excerpt from Chapter Three

Sherry eyed the metal rungs soldered to the outside of the wheelhouse, deciding that they looked simple and sturdy enough for her to negotiate. She climbed up and found Free slouched on a built-in bench, smoking a hand rolled cigarette. A beer was balanced on the railing next to him. He offered her the cigarette.

“What is it?” she asked.

“A spliff. Try it.”

She sucked on the end, pulling smoke into her mouth. She coughed. “What’s in it?”

“Jamaican and tobacco.”

“Oh.” Taking a chance that the mixture wouldn’t sear her throat, she drew a hit deep into her lungs. She let the smoke out slowly, waiting for the marijuana to calm her. She hoped she wouldn’t get the munchies. She’d had a good diet day, though it had been tough. Chaz was a crazy culinary genius who could destroy her body singlehandedly.

Free knocked on the floor—which was, she realized, the ceiling of the bridge—and a hand holding another bottle of beer thrust out of one of the wheelhouse’s open windows. Simmons, she guessed, engaging in a routine familiar to both men. Free handed the beer to her and, in a surprisingly amicable silence, she and Free finished the smoke and sipped their beers.

Finally he spoke. “Quite a scene, down at dinner.” He tossed the roach over the side of the boat.

She watched the tiny red ash disappear into the roiling water flowing past the yacht. “Yes, they have their spats.”

“What does Blair Armstrong have on Dr. Rankin?”

“What do you mean?”

He hesitated. “When I went outside, she seemed to be threatening him with something. He almost went for her throat.”

If Free had wanted to know what Blair had said to Nathan, why hadn’t he asked her? Sherry hadn’t imagined their conversation on deck, but didn’t feel comfortable bringing up the subject. If Free had a private chat with Blair, it was his business, not hers. So she said, “Nathan? Hmmm. That’s strange.”

“Why?”

“Most of the time, nothing ruffles Nathan. He’s one of those people who can shut out the world.”

“Absent minded scientist type?”

“Yeah.”

“He doesn’t look the part.”

She smiled with satisfaction. “No, he doesn’t. But Nathan and Blair are cousins, so I bet they know a lot about each other. They’ve been fighting for months about the direction of Nathan’s research.”

“So what’s wrong with Rankin’s research?”

“Nothing. He’s bioengineered guppies to live in chlorinated water. He wants to create additional species we can sell to swimming pool owners who want to swim with the fishies.”

“Sounds fun.”

“That’s why I asked you to plan some snorkeling on this cruise.”

“Oh, yeah. I’ll take you to some nice snorkeling spots. What do you think of Nona and Orlando?”

She laughed. “They’re perfect. I can’t believe we haven’t seen them satirized on Comedy Central.”

“So your Board of Directors thinks that Hippy and Dippy can teach Philip, Blair, and Nathan to make nice?”

They both laughed.

“And Blair seems to have brought her private agenda,” Sherry said. Nathan usually spent most of his time in his lab, using assistants to keep Blair at bay. Here, Blair could pressure him constantly about her fertility, which everyone at Genesplice knew was her fixation.

“Hell, everyone on this trip has a private agenda.”

Sherry rubbed her cheeks, hoping to hide her guilty flush from Free.

He asked, “So what’s your game? I noticed that you and the good Dr. Rankin seemed pretty chummy.”

She hated the way her face gave away everything she thought or felt. “He should be.”

“Have you slept with him yet?” Free’s tone was casual.

She glared at him. “You have no right to ask that question.”

“Don’t get your panties in a bundle. If anyone’s playing musical beds, the captain and crew need to know in case of emergencies.”

“Oh. Well, we have.”

He cocked a brow at her. “You don’t sound all head-over-heels to me. Is he good in the sack?”

She nearly fell off the bench. “That’s none of your business!”

“Okay, he’s lousy. So why do you bother?”

Whoa. After maybe fifteen seconds of analyzing Sherry and Nathan’s relationship, Captain Freeman had nailed her to the wall, defining the issue in a nutshell. Nathan was as single-minded in pursuit of orgasms as he was in pursuit of his scientific goals, and after he got what he wanted in bed, he was done.

Regardless of whether or not Sherry had gotten what she wanted or needed.

Crap. She didn’t want to discuss this with Free, did she? Why would he care?

This was one of the strangest conversations Sherry had ever experienced, even while under the influence of multiple substances. But the pot had made her a little loose and chatty, so she said, “I care about Nathan, but—”

“He doesn’t ring your chimes.” Free’s voice was rough.

She blew out a breath. Tipping her head back, she regarded the stars. “He’s my best chance.”

“Your best chance at what?”

“To get out of the hole I’m in. My job stinks. I can’t do anything else. I need to get married, and fast.”

“You pregnant?”

“No.”

“So what’s your hurry? Pretty girl like you ought to be playing the field.”

Sherry wondered if Free meant playing with him. She said, “I’m nearly thirty. Washed up. Getting old. If I can’t find a secure situation soon, I’m toast.”

“Why don’t you get a better job? These jerk brains treat you like garbage. You know, there isn’t enough money in the world to make me put up with these people for any longer than this cruise. I don’t know how you do it.”

“I can’t get a better job.” Fury, shame, and sorrow made her spit out the words. “I barely crawled through high school.”

“I don’t believe that. You’re not stupid.”

“Yes, I am. I was diagnosed with a learning disability when I was nine. My mother told me that my face was my fortune, and I’d better marry well. Nathan’s my best chance.”

Free started to laugh, then guffaw. “I’ve never heard such a crock of shit in my entire life.”

“It’s true.” She heard the bitterness in her voice, but she didn’t care what Free thought.

“You want to be Nathan Rankin’s trophy wife? Come on. You can do more than type and screw.”

“How do you know?”

“I’ve watched you. You handle a group of very difficult people with tact and aplomb.”

“Aplomb?” She turned that over in her mind.

“Yeah. Aplomb. What about the poofters?”

“Poofters?” Free’s change of subject momentarily startled Sherry. “Oh, Philip and his latest fling. Philip can be as mouthy as Blair, but he’s really a fangless snake. Slimy but harmless. Greg is just his meal du jour. Philip chews ‘em up and spits ‘em out on a regular basis.”

“Another shallow gay poseur.”

“You get them in Bermuda?”

“No, not much. Bermuda’s basically a conservative place, anti-gay. I meet all kinds in Miami, though.”

“I bet. Yeah, Philip’s quite a piece of work. He loves shallowly, hates deeply, and holds a grudge forever.”

Free leaned back and eyed her. “We’d best keep an eye on Philip, the crew and I.”

“Yeah, but don’t let him get the wrong idea.” Sherry shrugged. “Heck, for all I know, for you it could be the right idea.”

“What?”

Even in the starlight, she could see astonishment all over his face. She was seized by a fit of the giggles. The pot had definitely kicked in.

“I’ll have you know—” Free started. “Aw, what the hell,” he said, and jammed a hand into her hair, bringing her close. Their lips were no more than a hairsbreadth apart.

Sherry gasped.

He drew back. “No,” he said.

“N-no?” She searched her feelings, trying to figure out if she was disappointed or not.

“No.” He sounded firm. “You think men value you for your looks, and that you have nothing else to offer. I’m going to prove you wrong.”

Picking up his Red Stripe, he left the upper deck.

 

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