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Well, you have all been entered now into the draw and we’ll see who wins the iPad2! But just to say thanks to you all I’m giving away an eCopy of Lorenzo il Magnifico to one lucky entrant. I’ve jumbled you all up, put on my blindfold and picked out…Gregory Payne! Gregory – look out for my email.

 

Welcome to the Evernight Holiday Blog Hop!

We love the holidays, we love making our readers happy and we love giving away swag. What better way to do that than to hold a blog hop? Here’s how it works… the more blogs you hop to (shown below) the more chance you have of winning prizes. Each site on the hop is offering a prize and Evernight is offering an iPad 2 as the grand prize! To be in with a chance of winning the site prize simply follow the blog you’re visiting and leave a comment which includes your email address. Each entry on each blog is then counted towards the grand prize draw. The more entries you have, the better your chance of winning that iPad 2! You also get extra points for liking the Evernight Facebook page:

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Lorenzo il Magnifico

Lorenzo il Magnifico

“Lorenzo il Magnifico is the journey of a young man whose past has left him a bit guarded, and possibly a little bit jaded on the subject of commitment, until he meets the man who makes him feel—a little bit different, a little bit hopeful, a little bit anxious that he could lose something really wonderful, a little bit optimistic that he’s finally found a place and a someone to call home. Tristram La Roche offers just the right touch to his story for those who believe love can start with the smallest of seeds and, with the right attention, can bloom into something terrific.”

Review by Lisa at Top2Bottom 

http://top2bottomreviews.wordpress.com/2011/09/11/lorenzo-il-magnifico-by-tristram-la-roche/

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“When you fall into a book and feel as though your watching it rather than reading it, well that’s top notch writing and deserves the credit.”

Review by Lutawolf at The To Be Read Pile

http://thetbrpile.weebly.com/1/post/2011/10/review-lorenzo-il-magnifico-by-tristram-la-roche.html 

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Excerpt from Lorenzo il Magnifico

Bar Uccello identified itself among the cheap snack bars, computer stores and Chinese herbalists by a simple rainbow flag that hung over the dusty, iron grille as limp and useless as a used condom. Even without the flag it would have been hard to miss; the music paid no attention to locked doors and the overflowing dumpsters in the street vibrated to the
rhythm.

Lorenzo pressed the button on the entry phone, looked into the camera, and the grille sprang open with a raw clack. Luke followed him through the security doors and into a dimly lit passage decorated with adverts for hard core videos. He recognized most of the cocks on them. The noise was deafening and Luke could only watch as Lorenzo leaned over the counter
and shouted into the ear of the receptionist. They gesticulated at each other, then at Luke, then at the ceiling. Finally, the receptionist shrugged his shoulders and Lorenzo pulled Luke along the passageway and into the bar. It heaved with bodies. Many of the guys had discarded their shirts and Luke narrowed his eyes against the flashing lights trying to get a good look. Lorenzo pulled him close and shouted in his ear,“It’s full because of the strip show
later on.” He jerked his head towards the bar. “Shall we?”

Luke nodded and followed closely as Lorenzo ploughed through the throng, stopping regularly to receive a hug or a kiss from fellow revelers. His popularity was obvious and Luke knew that if anything passed between them it could only be a one night stand or, at most, a seven
night, vacation fling.

As the bar came into sight, Luke surged forward and grabbed Lorenzo by the arm. “I’ll get
these.”

Lorenzo shook his head. He already had the attention of one of the barmen. Luke knew Italians well enough to realize any protest was futile, so he accepted his Diet Coke with grace. Lorenzo began to dance to the music, grinding his hips. He grinned at Luke. That wink again.

Luke was drawn to him like a mosquito to a lamp. He finished his coke, rid himself of the glass and raised his arms over his head. He rotated his hips, thrusting forward the growing mound at his crotch. Lorenzo’s eyes glowed; his shirt, already damp from the heat and the
exertion, taut across hard nipples. When their eyes met, Luke opened his mouth and ran his tongue over his lips. Lorenzo took the bait. His tongue darted between Luke’s lips and filled his mouth. Luke lowered his arms, put one around Lorenzo’s neck to pull him tighter, and let the other work its way down to his ass. At last, he felt those firm buttocks that he’d watched so many times during the evening. In his mind he parted them to reveal Lorenzo’s rosebud. He pushed his hard cock against Lorenzo, wishing it were free. Lorenzo responded, and Luke
felt the other’s solid length press into his own.

A sudden flash of light, a ripple of applause and the music died. Luke glanced around, nonplussed, but Lorenzo shouted in his ear, “It’s the show. The strippers. Come with me.”

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Welcome to the Halloween Heat author blog hop. I and my fellow contributors in Halloween Heat I are joined by Tara Lain from Halloween Heat IV to offer you the chance to win prizes. I’m offering one lucky reader the choice of one eBook from my Etopia Press list: On My Knees, Fixed or The Hun and the General. All you need do is  leave a comment below  (and remember to include your email) and follow my blog. Once the blog hop closes (Sunday 14th October) I will pick a winner at random and contact you to see which book you would like to have.

Halloween Heat I
An Anthology of Erotic Paranormal M/M Romance

(last time I looked, Halloween Heat I was no2 in the All Romance eBooks anthologies)

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Five stories of gay love and passion with a paranormal twist, perfect for Halloween.

“Love Lies Deep” by Tristram La Roche
“Idle Hands” by Reneé George
“Costumes” by Dianne Hartsock
“Eden” by Kiran Hunter
“Set in Stone” by Elin Gregory

Love Lies Deep by Tristram La Roche

Blurb

When a careless driver shattered Josh’s life one Halloween by ploughing into his lover, Josh found himself  living all alone in the village that had been their temporary home. He’d never liked the countryside, but stayed willingly for Sam while he wrote a novel about the area. Despite Josh’s love of the city, his love for Sam was stronger and he knew he could never move away from his lover’s resting place. Now, every day Josh visits the grave and feels Sam’s presence, but on Halloween, the anniversary of the tragedy, his visit unleashes their passion and lust as if nothing has changed.

Here’s an excerpt:

Josh handed out bars of chocolate and some toffee things that reminded him of dog chews, and waved to the kids as they ran off into the night. As he closed the door he heard another firework explode and decided it was time to be sociable. He put on his heavy boots, shucked on his quilted jacket, and grabbed the flashlight from the table in the hall. Finally, he took the carefully wrapped flowers he’d bought on the way home.

Once he’d left the glow of the outside light behind him, he noticed that the clouds had cleared completely to leave a deep purple sky, the stars shining like polished silver studs. He hoped it would last. While the rain didn’t spoil his enjoyment, good weather would certainly heighten it. As he approached the village green, the telltale crackling told him the fire had already been lit. The tops of the trees, almost bare now, clawed at the sky like crooked, orange fingers in the flames’ light. Children drew shapes in the air with sparklers, mothers fussed with coats and hats, fathers busied themselves with fireworks and the beer stall.

“Josh!” A dark figure loomed out of Josh’s peripheral vision. “Just in time for the fun.”

“Hi, Ben,” said Josh, slapping the young priest playfully on the shoulder. As things had turned out, it had been a godsend having a gay priest in the village, though no one knew apart from Josh and Sam, of course. Josh couldn’t understand how Ben could want to be a Catholic priest, but Ben simply said that he had his own beliefs and Rome was fifteen hundred miles away.

Ben took something from his pocket and, linking arms with Josh, slipped the object into his friend’s coat pocket. “Better let you have that before I forget.”

“Thanks. I’ll get it back to you before morning.”

“I know. Don’t worry about that. Just enjoy yourself, okay?” Ben winked and tapped the side of his nose. “Halloween comes but once a year.”

Now, leave your comment and then you can visit all the other authors by clicking the links in the table below (thanks, Elin, for the clever box!).

Dianne Hartsock Costumes
Kiran Hunter Eden
Renee George Idle Hands
Tara Lain Trex or Treat
Tristram La Roche Love Lies Deep
Elin Gregory Set in Stone

I’ve been so busy that I hadn’t realised just how long it is since I did a Sample Sunday posting. May 13th seems like a great date to kick off again, so here we go with something from The Hun and The General. Mud seems a pretty appropriate subject, at least here in the UK!

The Hun and The General – History with a Twist

Published By: Etopia Press

Published: Dec 02, 2011

ISBN # 9781936751914

Word Count: 28,173
Heat Level:
Blurb
Livianus is bored and longs for action. His reward for serving Rome is the governorship of a quiet corner of Gaul, but as he whiles away his days at his sumptuous villa, his thoughts turn to Attila the Hun, the feared barbarian with whom Livianus once enjoyed an intimate friendship. When a desperate emperor asks him to return to Pannonia to broker a truce with Attila, Livianus’s old passion flares. Attila is losing the will to go on. He is tired of being a tyrant but his people’s future depends on him. The arrival of Livianus renews Attila’s spirit as he prepares to march on Constantinople. Livianus has nothing to bargain with, but when the emperor’s sister delivers a proposition for Attila, a new and brighter future seems to lay directly ahead. For the people, and especially for the two men. But the deadly hand of the emperor isn’t interested in peace, and as their plans are destroyed, only one course of action remains open to the Hun and the general.
Adult Excerpt

Livianus fell back into the mud with a huge squelch. Attila stood astride him, like a grinning colossus, his muscles caked in brown sludge. “Come on, Livianus. You’re supposed to beat me. I didn’t bring you here to dominate you. Fight, man.”

“But why the mud? What was wrong with the ground?” Attila’s mud pit had been yet another surprise addition since Livianus’s last visit. A huge hollow surrounded by a tall, wooden fence, set some distance outside the main palisade.

“It’s good for you. And I like the feel of it on my skin. I like the way it makes combat harder—it’s more difficult to grip your opponent. Things slip and slide.”

Slipping into a clean bath and sliding into bed were the only things that Livianus wanted right at that moment. He tried to get up but his feet and hands slewed in different directions, and he collapsed onto his back.

Attila roared with laughter. “Here,” he said, reaching down, “I’ll pull you up.”

Livianus took Attila’s hand and felt the mud peel from his back as he rose to his feet. He steadied himself as Attila released his grip. Seizing the moment, Livianus swung his right leg behind Attila’s knee, and the Hun toppled to the ground, falling on his side. Livianus threw himself at Attila’s bulk and rolled him over onto his stomach, swiftly mounting him like a child riding on its father’s back. “What did you say about domination?”

Attila’s face was in the mud but his laughter rang out. “Finally, some spirit.”

Livianus wrenched Attila’s arms behind his back and held him by the wrists. He leaned back, raised his face to the sky and breathed deeply. “And now what? What shall the victor do to his captive?” He didn’t need to look down to know his cock had found new life. He felt the tingling in his groin and the hungriness of the swollen head. He moved his hips back and forth to slide the shaft against the slipperiness of Attila’s back.

“It’s a waste to do that,” said Attila. “I can think of a better place for it.”

“You want more?”

“Impale me.”

Livianus kept hold of Attila’s wrists, pulling tight as he shuffled down the Hun’s body until his cock slotted into the crease between Attila’s buttocks. The slot was slick with mud. He pushed, but his cock missed the target and sprang up into the air.

“Call yourself a marksman.” Attila chuckled.

Livianus grasped Attila’s wrists with one hand, using the other to guide his cock home. He thrust his hips forward, and his cock pried Attila open. He pressed as hard as he could, going in to the hilt with one movement. This time Attila groaned, and Livianus felt the Hun trying to writhe beneath him. The anal muscles tightened as if to cut off Livianus’s cock, and a wave of pleasure washed over him. He drove his cock deep, then withdrew almost completely before sliding in again, over and over. With each thrust his balls pulled tighter, and the pressure mounted at the root of his cock. As his breathing became faster and deeper, his head swam as if in some drug-induced trance.

The twittering wives came nowhere close to this. No one had ever given so much pleasure to Livianus. As his cock thickened, he looked down on the warrior king. There he was, the feared ogre, submissive as a puppy, face in the mud, hands behind his back. Livianus came instantly, his body shuddering as he pumped his seed into Attila. The orgasm sapped all his strength, and he let go his grip on Attila. Immediately, Attila snatched his hands back, put them to the ground and raised himself up. Livianus slipped off him, and in a flash Attila was on his feet, pointing his mud-caked cock at Livianus’s face. Attila gripped his shaft in one hand and pulled Livianus’s head forward with the other. Livianus knew what he had to do and opened his mouth wide. The coating of earth dissolved in his saliva, and he spat before continuing. Attila grunted, and his salty seed sprayed Livianus’s mouth. As Attila thrust forward, a fountain of pleasure, Livianus pictured the Hun with his mane of straggly hair and beard, a memory of the lion head fountains back at the villa in Gaul.

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It’s a long time since I did Sample Sunday, so here’s a little offering from my historical novella and All Romance Ebooks bestseller, The Hun and The General. I hope you enjoy it.

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An All Romance Bestseller

Livianus woke with a heavy heart. Caecilius would not listen to him. In some ways he admired the younger man for the strength of his convictions but nothing could persuade Livianus that it was right to stand by a weak and unreliable emperor. Not when the empire was at stake.

He turned on his side, surprised to see the space beside him empty. Attila had taken him to his bed, and they had fallen asleep entwined in one another, discussing their plans. But for Caecilius’s stubbornness, Livianus felt happier than he had for a long time. If he had any regrets, it was that he had to leave this place at all, and he knew that the likelihood of returning was as remote as the farthest corner of Britannia. Siege or no siege, the campaign would be bloody.

Livianus got out of bed, slipped on his clothes and picked up the scroll he’d prepared the night before. He tapped it on his chin, then went outside to look for Caecilius. Attila had agreed to let Caecilius leave on condition that he stayed away from Ravenna and Constantinople, at least until Theodosius had been toppled. Still, Livianus was under no illusions. The odds were stacked against Caecilius. The future of an entire people, of two nations in fact, carried more importance than that of one man.

He found Caecilius and the four soldiers ready to depart, the horses loaded with provisions that Attila provided. “Are you sure you won’t change your mind?”

“I’m sure, Livianus. It pains me more than you can know to leave you in these circumstances, but I will not be a part of this.”

Livianus took hold of Caecilius’s hand and squeezed it. “I fear for you, my friend. Please, stay with me.”

Caecilius snatched his hand free. “It is not for me you should worry, but for yourself. Whatever my fate, I go to it with a clear conscience.”

Livianus sighed. “Then take this.” He handed Caecilius the scroll. “This makes you the rightful owner of my villa and all that goes with it—the women, the slaves and the governorship.” He remembered his ring, the governor’s seal, and tugged it from his finger. “Here, it’s yours now.”

Caecilius took the ring, scrutinized it silently, and slipped it onto his finger. “Livianus, are you sure—”

“I’m sure. Go, before one of us weakens.”

The sound of horses greeted Livianus as he turned away from his old friend, a dozen Huns armed to the teeth with swords and recurved bows. Livianus counted five of them with stakes strapped to their mounts. He felt sadness more than surprise. He looked again at Caecilius, ready to plead another time, but he could see from the expression on his friend’s face that it would be futile.

“We are to escort you to the other side of the river.” The leader of the Hun warriors, a scar-faced brute with a thin, gray beard and black teeth, addressed Caecilius and his soldiers.

Caecilius mounted his horse. Livianus felt as if a great rock sat upon his chest. He grasped Caecilius by the ankle and looked him in the eyes. “In the name of the gods, think again.”

“Never.” Caecilius dug his heels into the horse’s flanks, and it skittered forward. “Come on, men. We’ve wasted enough time here.”

Livianus, head bowed, made his way to Attila’s palace without looking back. The sound of the hooves faded quickly into the distance, and he felt a gloom settle upon him. Sometimes the weight of statesmanship was too much to bear. When he entered Attila’s chamber, the Hun king was seated on his throne looking toward the door.

“Don’t look so worried.”

“I wish he’d joined with us,” said Livianus, closing the door behind him.

“You did all you could. You’ve been very generous. He will have a comfortable life in Gaul.”

“Will he? I saw what your men carried, Attila. I’m not a fool.”

“And I am not a complete barbarian. The stakes are to help them cross the river, nothing more.”

Livianus groaned.

I’m Tara Lain’s guest today, talking about The Huns, their infamous leader and researching my book The Hun and The General. All you have to do is leave a comment for chance to win your copy. Here’s the link: Tara Lain Oh, and there’s a new excerpt!

An All Romance Bestseller

To mark Valentine’s Day, The To Be Read Pile is running a blog hop of love in which you can win prizes. So I said I’d take part to give my readers the chance to have a go. Just click on the image below to read the full details, then you can come back to read the rest of this post (if you want to – I know you really want to win the big prize). Good luck!

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You can see The Hun and The General there at the bottom of that image, so here’s an excerpt for today (emphasis on the EX – ie. XXX)

Livianus departed from his villa soon after sunrise with Caecilius and four soldiers from the local garrison. Once Livianus had expressed his willingness to accept the task of talking to Attila, things fell into place remarkably quickly. Too quickly.

“Theodosius must have been sure of himself, Caecilius.” Livianusglanced at his friend riding beside him. Caecilius belonged on horseback, and Livianus was glad to have him along on the twenty-day journey.

Caecilius cleared his throat but kept his gaze on the track ahead. “Preparations were underway even before I left Ravenna. Fresh horses, men, and provisions await us at each garrison.”

Livianus pondered his friend’s reply. “And your orders? Did they include taking me by force if I refused?”

“But you did not refuse, did you?”

Livianus sighed. Theodosius treated even the heroes of the empire as slaves. Anything to save his skin. Loyalty was something to be purchased, and if that didn’t work, the threat of execution remained in the emperor’s power even today. Livianus, however, did not undertake this journey out of loyalty or fear. Attila had been increasingly in his thoughts as he rotted away in Gaul. The chance to see the Hun once more had made the decision easy. No one knew what had passed between them, and now was not the time to reveal it. Not even to Caecilius.

“Tell me,” said Livianus, “exactly what I have to bargain with. Attila knows the word of the emperor isn’t worth the scroll it’s written on.”

“Gold and slaves.”

Livianus suppressed a laugh. “Does Theodosius take the Huns for fools? He stops the payments already agreed then sends me to offer more of the same? I’m being sent with nothing to put on the table.” He shook his head.

“Precisely the reason he chose you. He says you are the only one who has a chance of pulling this off.”

“Am I to be flattered or does he now think I am expendable?”

“I’m sure the emperor has no wish to see you fail, Livianus.”

“No, I’m sure he doesn’t, but not because of his charitable feelings toward me.”

Caecilius looked up and turned to Livianus. “Do I detect the revolutionary in you?” His eyes shone with surprise.

“I have no place in my old heart for revolution, my friend. I am a Roman, and loyal as the day I was born. Do you think I would undertake this suicide mission if I were not?” He held Caecilius’s gaze until the other relaxed and turned away.

“True enough. But let us hope you are wrong about the outcome.”

“Fortunately, we have plenty of time to consider our options. And I am fortunate to have you with me. Come, tell me of Ravenna. What are the hot topics of conversation? Perhaps we will find inspiration in the deliberations of the empire’s finest.”

Caecilius spoke animatedly about Roman politics and foreign business, bringing Livianus up to date on all the affairs of state. Livianus listened intently without interrupting. The empire, he could tell, was little more than a shell of its former, glorious self. How much longer could it last?

Time and miles passed quickly. Soon the sun reached its zenith. Heat and hunger forced them to stop. While the men watered the horses and fed themselves, Livianus led Caecilius to a shaded spot under a clump of trees where they fed and drank wine.

“We should be on our way,” said Caecilius, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.

“A few more minutes won’t hurt. The horses will thank us for it, and the men too.” Livianus peered against the sun’s rays at the soldiers sprawled on the ground in the distance. “Let them sleep a little.” He turned on his side to face his friend. The wine had flushed Caecilius’s cheeks, and his brown eyes twinkled in the light. “My cock is hard, Caecilius.” Livianus raised his tunic and gripped his shaft to reveal its condition through his tight pants.

Caecilius laughed. “I can see you are as rampant as you always were. No change in that quarter.”

“Come, help me with it like you used to when we were young.” Livianus lay on his back, raised his hips, and tugged his pants down to the tops of his boots. His cock sprang free and slapped against his stomach.

Caecilius edged close and reached out, taking hold of Livianus’s erection. He tugged it up to stand proud and stroked the shaft.

“Ah, the touch of a true Roman.” Livianus closed his eyes and sighed, resting his head on the ground.

“Oh, I remember this. It’s still as fine and upstanding as any young man’s. What would you have me do with it?”

“To feel your lips would be wonderful. I remember the first time you sucked me, in the bath house at Paestum.”

“You were my first, you know. My first soldier, at any rate.”

Livianus sensed the approach of his friend’s lips and tensed in anticipation. He felt a hot wetness surround him and gasped. “But not your last, clearly.” He felt the touch of Caecilius’s expert tongue all the way down from the tip into his groin. He thrust his hips to meet the eager mouth, and his cock head met with Caecilius’s throat. Instead of gagging, Caecilius pressed forward, forcing Livianus between the tight muscles.

Livianus groaned and thrust faster. Pleasure rippled through him, and he clenched his fists, wrenching grass from the ground. The stubble on Caecilius’s chin scratched Livianus’s balls like a rasp as he took the engorged cock as far as the pubic bone would allow. Livianus felt the orgasm rise, as unstoppable as the morning sun. He arched his back and bellowed as his seed erupted. Caecilius’s lips tightened as if to seal in every drop, and Livianus collapsed on the ground, spent and satisfied.

When Caecilius finally released him, Livianus looked at his friend. Caecilius’s eyes twinkled like stars in the night as he wiped his chin with his hand.

“Extra sustenance for the journey.”

Livianus laughed. “Then we’d better make sure we both get our daily ration.”

 

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Here’s an 18+ excerpt:

The bells of the Duomo rendered Luke’s alarm surplus to requirements. He lay stunned for a few moments, trying to remember where he was. The sleep had been so deep he felt as if he were crawling out of some burrow after a long winter. He tried to assemble his bedroom in his mind but the door was on the wrong side, the light shone through the window too brightly. The sun!

“Shit!” He jumped out of bed and found his watch. Seven o’clock. Plenty of time. How could he forget he was in Florence? How could he forget the evening with Lorenzo? He felt his cock, running his thumb inside the foreskin. It was still wet and slippery like a ripe avocado. He smiled as he walked to the bathroom.

He showered longer than necessary, his tight muscles easing under the hot spray, admiring his body in the full length mirror. He ran a soapy hand over his stomach, hard as steel and shining like glass as the water sheeted over the muscles. He’d look as good as anyone on the beach today. A little pale, but good.

He dried himself on the abrasive towel and whizzed the hairdryer over his head a couple of times before fingering gel into his hair. He looked again in the mirror and reached for his scissors; his pubes needed just the tiniest of trims. He smiled at the Poirotesqueness of it all and wondered if the Belgian detective paid as much attention to his pubic hair as to his mustache.

A day on the beach with Lorenzo. He sighed with contentment. It was all he had hoped for just… blimey, was it really only yesterday? Less than twenty-four hours had passed. Lucky that he had chosen Lorenzo’s trattoria. Now he would have him all to himself today. Maybe they would fuck in the pineta? The last time he’d done it with, what was his name, Roberto? No, that wasRome, on the banks of theTiber. Cute Roberto with the pencil dick. Luke could have taken him all night and not felt a thing the next day. No, the pineta had been with Marco. Marco with balls like goose eggs and a cock as thick as Luke’s wrist. Luke had ripped the bark off the pine tree bracing himself and ended up wheeling the rented bike back to the hotel.

He slipped into a pair of black Speedos, then put on some loose, grey shorts and a very tight matching vest. He chose a red cotton long-sleeved shirt which he left loose, and took a final look in the mirror. Content, he grabbed his day bag and went down to the bar at street level. He needed coffee.

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Well, I exaggerate of course. The kitchen tap was dripping and couldn’t be fixed (one of those ceramic disc things) so I had to have new taps. I spent much of the morning wondering what the plumber would be like and made sure I looked my best, just in case! Ah, well. At least the tap is fixed (I did get a glimpse of his builder’s bum). Nothing like my book, Fixed, of which there is an appropriate excerpt below.

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At just before ten o’clock Mike unlocked the front door and stepped back into the house. He stopped and sniffed the air. He’d forgotten all about the musty smell but now it hit him again. After inserting the newly charged key in the electric meter he went straight to the kitchen and set about changing plugs. The place probably hadn’t been heated properly for years. No wonder it was damp. He looked at the boiler and sneered.

The boiler man arrived at eleven. He seemed somehow familiar to Mike, a face he was sure he’d seen before but couldn’t imagine where. His name was Pete, and Mike assumed they were both about the same age, but Pete was shorter and fitter than Mike. He also had a full head of chestnut hair with no gray. Maybe he had no worries.

Mike left Pete to work his magic on the boiler while he set about cleaning and unpacking. At least he had electricity, and with any luck, tonight the place would be more like…be more comfortable. He might even get up to the pub, which he now knew was called The Plough, and have his first British pint in years.

The thought of beer dried Mike’s tongue and he went to make some tea. Pete was bent over with his head deep in the boiler. His firm ass stuck out into the kitchen and Mike scooted around it, sneaking a look out of the corner of his eye.

“Will you have a cuppa?” asked Mike, switching on the kettle.

“Thanks, I’d be glad of one.” Pete withdrew his head from the boiler and stood up. His expression foretold bad news.

“Oh, problem?”

“You need a new pump. I can fix most things, but this is well and truly done for.”

“So, how long will it be? I have no hot water, you see. There’s no back-up immersion heater.”

Pete shook his head and looked at the nameplate on the top of the boiler. “I carry parts for most models in the van, but this is old.”

Mike threw his hands in the air. “Don’t tell me it’s obsolete.”

“Oh no, not at all. But it might take a couple of days to get my hands on parts for it.”

Mike felt like he’d fallen through the floor. “A couple of days? Aw, shit. What am I supposed to do?”

“Hey, I’m sorry and all that, but it’s not my fault, you know.”

Mike sighed and raised a palm. “I know. I’m sorry. I’m just pissed off with that agency. They should have had this checked before I got here.” He passed a mug of tea to Pete.

“You’re a gentleman.” Pete slurped at the tea and stared at Mike. His brown hair fell forwards to cover his forehead.

“I’m sorry, do you need sugar?”

“It’s fine, thanks. Couldn’t be better. I gave up sugar in tea years ago.” Pete slurped again without taking his eyes off Mike. “It’s just that I have this idea I know you from somewhere.”

“Really? I can’t imagine where. I’ve been abroad for years.” Mike shifted from one foot to the other.

Pete’s eyes widened. “Mason. Mr. Mason the agency said.”

Mike nodded. “And?”

“That’s it!” Pete’s face broke into a wide smile. “Michael Mason. It is, isn’t it? Michael Mason.”

Mike almost spilled his tea, but now as he looked more closely at Pete he began to understand that earlier glimmer of recognition. The blue eyes were the same. And if the hair were longer… “Peter Bickerdyke? Peter?”

From his throne, Attila watched Livianus as a fox watches a rabbit. The Roman’s ability to win the Hun warriors over was remarkable. He chose his words carefully, as a skilled orator should. Livianus had once proved himself a great asset to the Huns and was about to do it a second time. And this time, Attila did not intend to lose him to the provinces. Attila had needs himself, and Livianus’s arrival had reminded him that his own happiness mattered just as much as his people’s.

Livianus moved gracefully for a soldier, and his red cloak swayed about him like the flames of a great fire. Attila pictured the toned body underneath, which only a short time before had filled him with such divine pleasure. Livianus was too good a gift to let slip through his fingers again. If they could win approval for his marriage to Honoria, Attila would build a new nation—the power of the Huns and the culture of the Romans. He would weed out the rot from the core of Rome and replace it with solidity. The new nation would be a place where Livianus could assume an important role, something more suited to his abilities than being a farmer-governor, and be close to Attila as they grew old.

“Finally, consider what it is your people need at this point in your history.” Livianus walked between the men as he spoke, touching each on the shoulder. “In many ways, although Attila has built this commendable city, the Huns are like refugees constantly traveling. What you need, what those women and children out there”—he pointed to the walls of the chamber—“need more than anything are a permanent and secure base, a regular source of food, and so vital to building a future, a renewed sense of identity…pride.”

The council members nodded and grunted. Attila smiled and waited for Livianus to close.

“All of these things will be in your grasp in a new, united empire with the great Attila as its leader.”

Attila joined Livianus among the men and put an arm around his shoulder. “I couldn’t have put it better myself. Now, men, what say you?”

“I say yes,” said Octar. “I don’t trust Honoria any more than I do her brother, but a woman will be easier to control, especially with Attila on the throne.”

“I agree.” Ragnaris looked ten years younger, as if a great burden had been lifted from his shoulders. “No race can go on stealing and destroying forever. Soon there will be nothing left to steal—then what do we do?”

“And you, Barbax?” Attila turned to his second in command. “What say you?”

Barbax drew in a breath and blew it out with the sound of wind racing across the plains. “The alternatives are worse. This could work, but I would like to have Livianus’s assurance that he will help us. We are fighters, not politicians. He has much experience that can be put to good use, and we know we can trust him.”

Attila glowed inside. He needed the call for Livianus to stay by him to come from his men. Of course, he could do what he damn well liked with his own life, but it would all work so much more smoothly if he had Livianus apparently foisted upon him. “Your wisdom grows by the day, Barbax. An excellent idea.” Attila turned his attention once again on Livianus. “Tell us, would you commit yourself to this, rather than hurry back to Gaul?”

Livianus seemed taken aback; his hands trembled and the words, usually so quick to spill from his lips, stumbled across his tongue. “Well, I…er, yes, I mean…yes, of course.”

“He doesn’t sound so sure,” Chuvash said with a snort.

“No, I am sure.” Livianus straightened and became still. “I give you my solemn word. For as long as your king deems it necessary, I shall be honored to help you. It will be a bigger maze than Midas built at Knossos that we face, but I shall be proud to play my part.”

Attila laughed heartily. In part to show his genuine delight to his men, but also to camouflage his deep emotions. Tears pricked at his eyes when he heard Livianus announce he would stay, and it would not do for a Hun to be seen crying. Livianus was as shrewd as that vixen Honoria. With those few words he’d made the council feel indebted to him for staying behind and forsaking his comfortable life at his villa. He was a good actor as well as a soldier and statesman. Only Attila knew how easy the decision had been for the Roman general.

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